alexmogle:

Cheetah from Cincinnati Zoo riding shot gun. story

Excuse me ma’am, I do believe there is a cheetah in your car. Now I’m going to have to see its license and registration. I just want to make sure he’s authorized to operate this class of vehicle without hands. Thank you.

alexmogle:

Cheetah from Cincinnati Zoo riding shot gun. story

Excuse me ma’am, I do believe there is a cheetah in your car. Now I’m going to have to see its license and registration. I just want to make sure he’s authorized to operate this class of vehicle without hands. Thank you.

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Not the smartest thing to do….

I just lit the inside of my mouth on fire….

VIRGINITY IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT

oliverwolfe:

Virginity:

  • is sexist
  • is heteronormative
  • commodifies sex
  • commodifies young cis-het white women
  • contributes to rape culture
  • contributes to slut-shaming
  • erases queer folk
  • erases transfolk
  • frames a woman’s worth as inversely proportional to the number of dicks that have been inside her

Finally someone said it. 

This made my day. <3

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lillykyrie:

once-ler-is-my-waifu:

kikibun:

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what-what-smuppet-butt:

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yaoibutts:

agronaholic:

d-angelo:

Two people from Tumblr that liked each other finally met in person.

Cutest shit

Filed under: Things we could have.

This is the sweetest thing I have ever seen in my live

I’ve reblogged this before but it’s so damn cute ;v;

I hope they go out and get married because this is too darn cute.


This is too cute waiting for me and Rin to meet. Hope she see’s this

too bad because she’s allready mine LOL JK IM NOT THAT MEAN, 

me and felix are meeting in the summer probably.

god.

i’m gonna be shaking as much as them. ;n;

this is so precious :3

always reblog

Will always reblog

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THIS!

  • Straight person: I support gay rights.
  • Ignorant person: Gay.
  • Straight person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
  • Ignorant person: Faggot. You're going to hell.
  • Straight person: Okay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.
  • Ignorant person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?
  • Straight person: Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...
  • Ignorant person: I'm not a dog...
  • Straight person: Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?
  • Ignorant person: Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?
  • Straight person:
  • Ignorant person: Oh
  • Straight person: Go fuck yourself.

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OMG THIS IS TOO GREAT. I myself am a whole-cake-eater. Now I have a rationalization!!

OMG THIS IS TOO GREAT. I myself am a whole-cake-eater. Now I have a rationalization!!

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This reminds me so much of A Knight’s Tale! Waaahhh! I miss you Heath Ledger! D’:

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that70srpc:

I find that, when writing bios, it’s really helpful to look at a list or a chart like the one above. Picking two or three traits from each chart and building a character based around them will give you a really interesting bio, because they will serve as a reminder that characters need depth and dimension.

Independent and clever.

VS.

Independent, clever, pretentious, and stubborn.

The first combination doesn’t come with any flaws, whereas the second will provide a more dynamic character.

I am totally saving this to use it. This is brilliant!

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jollyhose:

sonnet394tobrandon:

nojustice:

Top 8 British Men: Alan Rickman

“Acting is about giving something away, handing yourself over to whatever role you are asked to play. I’m not hiding or escaping or seeking anonymity. I reserve the right not to have a rubber stamp on my forehead saying this is who I am. Because who I am gets in the way of people looking innocently at the parts I play.”

And then, we fall in love with all the roles you’ve played, and with you.

^THIS!

^THIS THIS!

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